Plutonian Ode: The Triumph of the Apocalyptics
Oh my god, the right-wing nutballs predicting apocalypse this week were absolutely right after all! (Say on, brother! Lord have mercy! Fire and brimstone! Ghost riders in the sky!) The planet WAS destroyed, in one great, all-obliterating, unexpected blow!
True, the planet was Pluto — stripped of its rank in the solar system today by the International Astronomical Union —