Progress Report: Redefining Forward Motion in Iraq
Are you confused by the ever-shifting terminology employed by the Masters of War and their frequent banquet buddies, the Media Mavens, when conveying the overarching geostrategic sociopolitical complexities of the Dear Leader’s liberation of Iraq? Well, fear not, befuddled reader; your humble correspondent is here to help, with this handy-dandy update of The Newspeak Lexicon.
Today’s phrase is: “Political Progress.” This sinuous and supple little passage has greased many a clumsy reality over the transom