A further installment of the ongoing political science series, “My Conversations With the President-Elect.”
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
@jeffzeleny what PROOF do u have DonaldTrump did not suffer from millions of FRAUD votes? Journalist? Do your job! @CNN
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump What proof do you have that aliens did not replace DonaldTrump’s brain with a jar of pickles? If it didn’t happen, PROVE IT!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump What PROOF do u have DonaldTrump did not suffer brain damage leading to millions of DUMBSHIT tweets? Prove it, loser!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump #WeakLoserTrump already cracking under pressure. Can’t take the heat. Ranting like Hitler in the bunker. Sad! Pathetic!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump #WeakLoserTrump wetting his pants over a little criticism. Can’t take it. Cries like a baby. Scared of the job. Shameful.
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump #WeakLoserTrump having a breakdown. #WetPantsTrump not up to the job. Crying & whining. Cowering & quivering. What a goon!
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
There is NO QUESTION THAT #voterfraud did take place, and in favor of #CorruptHillary !”
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump Prove it, loser. Prove it, crybaby. Prove it, snowflake. Prove it, blowhard. Prove it, coward. Prove it, clownface.
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Just met with General Petraeus–was very impressed!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump Did you ask him about sharing classified material w/ his mistress? Or did you just want to know how hot she was? Creep!
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
@CNN is so embarrassed by their total (100%) support of Hillary Clinton, and yet her loss in a landslide, that they don’t know what to do.
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@realDonaldTrump If CNN 100% HRC, why’d they hire your errand boy Corey and let him spout your BS day after day? Trump rigs media!
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AN ADDENDUM: CORRESPONDENCE WITH THE VICE-PRESIDENT-ELECT
Mike Pence @mike_pence Nov 26
The tyrant #Castro is dead. New hope dawns. We will stand with the oppressed Cuban people for a free and democratic Cuba. Viva Cuba Libre!
Chris Floyd @empireburlesque
@mike_pence Bold talk for a man in office despite LOSING the vote of the American people. Why don’t YOU resign, you undemocratic tyrant?