Revealed! The Ancient Mystery at the Heart of the Worldwide Communist Conspiracy
Here is the deep, dark secret at the heart of the socialistic Commie Red Pinko Conspiracy — the esoteric doctrine kept hidden by hooded illuminati since time out of mind, revealed at last by Terry Eagelton in the London Review of Books: Marx, too, was an artist of sorts. It is often forgotten how staggeringly well read he was, and what painstaking labour he invested in the literary style of his works. He was eager, he remarked, to get shot of the ‘economic crap’ of Capital and get down to his big book on Balzac. Marxism is about leisure, not